the earth is hard, the heavens far

English Teacher, Performing Monkey, Ger-Dweller Extraordinaire

Peace Corps Mongolia (M20) !


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Fantasy Jobs Upon Return, Part 1

(Via Text Message)

Me: Why are ballerinas so bizarre?

Sarah H: Because they haven’t eaten for decades and they are yelled at a lot.

Me: I am going to create a new profession. “Balanchine Ballerina Behavioral Therapist.”

Sarah H: Sadly, most of your clients are dead by now.

Me: One needs a hobby in the afterlife.

Sarah H: More power to ya, sister

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